Like a thief in the night

“Like a thief in the night.”  That’s how Jesus described how (and “when”—sorta) He would return.  So if even Jesus didn’t get the 411 on when to expect the end of the world, why do we fall for it when some yutz claims he’s got the time when it’s all going down?  I’ve never been robbed, but I can imagine there’s a bit of surprise element to coming home to find your pad burglarized* and your crap gone.  So when some doofus says he’s been CCed in on communiqué regarding Armageddon, I’m a little dubious.  Call me crazy.

Plus, where does Arnold Schwarzenegger fit into all this, anyway?  Has anyone even bothered to ask him what he’s doing on Saturday?  Maybe we should start tracking his iPhone….

*I did it, Mom! I finally used that word correctly!


About Brian Swanson

Christ follower. Screw up. Stained with grace. Ruined by Jesus.
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